Theme
women love me for my eye bags and dead eyed stare
today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift?
(via characterlimit)
I dreamt that I accidentally befriended a rat that lived in my home. It was a friendly rat and it would bring me little gifts, but it was still a wild rat and it was still a biohazard and its family was still infesting my home. I didn’t feel right betraying its trust after having forged an inter species friendship with it but I still had to do SOMETHING.
I logged onto Rat Facebook, which was exactly like regular Facebook but only for rats and accessible only a miniature phone, and saw that my rat friend was a girl who had apparently announced they we were engaged. My notifications were all from hundreds of her relatives welcoming me into the family and wanting to get to know me better. They all thought I was rich and would provide for all of them so the fact that I wasn’t even the same species was just kind of glossed over.
I was horrified, obviously, because I did not want to marry a rat but I didn’t want to break her heart or murder her family, either. I told my friends and family and everyone agreed that while it was unfortunate for me, the leverage and influence I would gain among Ratfolk could be the key to solving many social and ecological issues; if I were accepted into their Rat Ways I might be able to make rodenticides obsolete, not to mention commanding an expansive espionage network unparalleled by human technology.
Anyway I was pressured into an awkward political marriage with a rat and became a Rat By Marriage. At least it was a girl rat?
(via trillgutterbug)
Éowyn’s White Wool Gown
by Edmund Leighton
1. Lady Godiva (1892)
2. The Shadow (1909)
(via midnight-mess)
“The Tories drank wine whilst your nan died alone”
Seen in Brighton, UK.
This graffiti refers to the recently revelations that Tory politicians and staffers were holding private parties & drinking wine during the strictest lockdown period in UK in 2020, at a time when all private gatherings were officially banned, and the death rate for the elderly was extremely high, due to government malice and ineptitude.